Fat Heffalump

gannetguts:

alextolhurst:

They need these on Sydney buses.

“Alison is sitting on the bus. Alison sees an elderly man who does not have a seat. Alison gives the elderly man her seat. Thanks for not being a complete fuckwit, Alison.”

Jim sits with his legs together, not spread apart to make room for what must, of course, be his gargantuan balls because there is no other reason to sit with his legs wide apart so that he takes up two seats. Thanks, Jim, for not being a disrespectful cunt.

Jim moves to the seat against the window, so that someone else may use the seat beside him without climbing over him so that he has to shoot them a pissed off glance.  Thanks Jim, for not being a complete douchebag.